When “When Yugo” Replaces “When Lambo” - February 20, 2022
You can’t turn on the television nowadays without a shill trying to turn you on to the next crypto play. Numerous Superbowl commercials, Matt Damon comparing the boldness of investing in digital currencies as akin to the courage of the Wright Brothers, and a basketball arena named for a cryptocurrency exchange makes one wonder if the world has lost its mind.
I believe digital currencies of some form will be of some benefit to society. Most of us won’t transact with them until they are a steady store of value, like the dollar, so we won’t have to worry whether we can pay the rent in a month when Bitcoin drops by 40%. These gut-wrenching gyrations are what one would expect from penny mining stocks or the currencies of corrupt dictators.
That’s the point, though. So much of crypto is cryptic. It touts itself as something that will revolutionize commerce. It is clever, and a stablecoin that pegs its value to the dollar may be helpful for those who don’t have access to an ATM or a credit card. It will help the great unbanked, but it won’t revolutionize commerce.
Decentralized Finance, or DeFi (everything in crypto has lingo) will be valuable. Bitcoin won’t be that vehicle, for various technical reasons, but the second largest coin, Ether, may well be. Built into the Ethereum 2.0 Protocol is the ability to run smart contracts that may someday allow you to perhaps receive a car loan approval in 30 seconds, buy stocks or bonds, or confirm a paperless airplane ticket, among other opportunities that a decentralized financial system may provide. The market must mature, and regulators must learn to oversee crypto before this is ready for prime time, but in the not too distant future, access to near-banking may change significantly.
There are terrible environmental legacies suffered because of crypto, mostly from Bitcoin, which I chronicle in a new book. Fortunately, Bitcoin is the exception rather than the rule. Unfortunately, Bitcoin is also the biggest digital currency by far.
The problem is the industry is incredibly immature. Satoshi Nakamoto, the mysterious creator of Bitcoin until he disappeared a decade ago, was a true visionary in his attempt to decentralize finance to bring it to the masses. But the cryptocultists who ride on his cape are often profiteers at best and charlatans at worst, motivated far more by greed than the desire to make the world a better place.
A term young cryptocultists use is “When Lambo,” which signifies their belief that their investor brilliance entitles them to soon own a Lamborghini. This get rich quick, at any cost to others, has for many of them come crashing down. When they were doubling down and borrowing as much as they could as Bitcoin approached $70,000 a few months ago, only to then see it fall by 40%, tens of thousands, and maybe a lot more, young people, chronologically or emotionally, lost everything. They are now wondering “When Yugo” instead.
We all have made some investment in our life that we thought should have done better. Few have bet the farm on them. And when they turn out not so great, we say to ourselves we should have known.
Unfortunately, the young people transfixed to the Superbowl commercials or listening to the mantra HODL (crypto for Hold on For Dear Life to prop up our beloved coin) don’t know any better. They borrowed whatever they could to “invest” in the first big money opportunity they ever had in their lives. They don’t have any experiences to fall back on, which is also why this age group are the perfect ones to entice to go to war. Immortality is for the young. Realizing one is mortal is for those with a few more years of experience.
It is easy to be offended by the cocky assuredness of one making money in a quickly rising market. We don’t often have a chance to feel sorry for them when the bottom falls out of their investments as the bragging is replaced by silence. Many young people are going through a lot right now, though. Special counseling services are even springing up to talk them off the crypto ledge and back into the real world.
Good regulation is not designed to punish us or prevent us from doing what we want to do. It should protect us, often from ourselves, and perhaps give us a bit of rope, but not too much that we hang ourselves. Crypto has become so fantastically lucrative that investors can afford to throw tens and hundreds of millions of dollars on arenas, Superbowl ads, and K-Street shillers. All that money is being made without a real product that benefits society, at least the non-speculating and legal part of it.
Unfortunately, regulation often lags behind even slow moving social phenomena, and way behind something moving as quickly and as opaquely as crypto. Combine that with the ability to grease the skids a bit to be sure the regulation doesn’t go in a direction that stops the party, and we have a recipe for disaster.
I feel for these young adults just as I feel for the 15 year old Russian skater whose emotional upheavals kept her from the Olympics podium. We know young people need a modicum of protection from the forces that buffet them. Where the hell are the adults in the room?